Billdad

 


The billdad is a fearsome critter from lumberjack lore. It's a hybrid of bird and beaver with a little kangaroo thrown in too. It has the head of a hawk or eagle. It's front legs are short and taloned like the back legs of an eagle. It has a fur covered mammalian body, long, jumping kangaroo legs that end in webbed beaver feet and a beaver tail.


The billdad is found only in Boundary pond, a small lake in Maine. There the billdad would hunt for fish. It did this by waiting on the shore for a fish to surface while hunting insects. Then the billdad would leap just past the fish and slam it's tail down onto the surface of the water, knocking the fish out. The billdad could then collect up the fish and eat it as its leisure. It was said that large billdads could cover a length of 60 yards in one leap.


Billdads were secretive animals and more often seen then heard. Their tail slaps making a distinct sounds like someone slapping the water with a oar. In spite of having a very distinct sound the legend of the billdad was often used to tease greenhorns. Whenever they would ask about any little sound made at the pond it would be blamed on the unseen billdad.


The billdad was said to taste delicious, yet they were never hunted for their meat as they were very reclusive and difficult to hunt, and furthermore eating their meat would cause a sort of madness. One unlucky lumberjack named Bill Murphy found a dead billdad washed up on shore and cooked it up. After finishing his meal he ran out of the mess hall screaming and jumped in Boundary Pond and began splashing about like a billdad. Unfortunately he couldn't swim and drowned as a result.



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