Three Tailed Baavalorous

 



The three tailed Baavlorous is a fearsome critter from lumberjack lore, primarily found in Minnesota and Wisconsin. This wacky creature had the head of a bird with a spiralling unicorn horn. It had the body of an ungulate with split hooved feet. Sources are divided on if this creature had no wings or tiny useless wings, but it couldn’t fly, in spite of its bird like qualities.


Most unusual of all the three tailed baavalorous had three tailed, as the name suggests. Each tail was different. To one side was a tail that was either a spike for defending itself, or a shiny scale its used as a mirror. The middle tail was a thick, fat club that it would sit on, and the final tail had peacock like feathers.


Either the peacock tail’s feathered had dazzling colours or the entire baavalorous had dazzling colours, either way it led to the creature sitting on its fat tail and admiring itself all day. The other animals would call it the “King of the lumberwood” and give the baavalorous offerings of nuts and berries as tribute.


Eventually all the baavalorouses went extinct. There were several explanations of how this happened. Either they did absolutely nothing all summer and either starved or froze to death in the winter. Or the other animals got fed up with serving this self centred creature and dethroned it. Some versions say Paul Bunyan straggled the last one to death because he wouldn’t tolerate a king in the lumberwood. Whatever the cause may be, the baavalorous is always extinct when the story is being told.


The baavalorous is obviously a moral tale, saying not to be vainglorious and enamoured with yourself, while also taking a jab at royalty.



Sources


https://creatures-of-myth.fandom.com/wiki/Three-Tailed_Bavalorous


https://www.deviantart.com/monstrumamericanum/art/Three-Tailed-Bavalorous-884358070


https://samkalensky.com/products/bavalorous-fearsome-critter/?srsltid=AfmBOooLV4v7v7qJFwg7w6Rn_JND4olXSqZaZnhZdTuMoDt4zlkz3P5p



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